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December 23rd, 2017

Written by: Rik

Hi there.

Season’s greetings to you all. Today we’re looking at the forerunner to our much-loved footy favourite of the 90s, Puma World Football. Here’s our review of Action Soccer.

ScummVM update

December 20th, 2017

Written by: Stoo

Here at FFG, ScummVM is our emulator of choice for running old adventure games. To be fair, Dosbox works fine too. I just prefer ScummVM since it has a built-in GUI; I never got around to finding one I like for DOSbox.

It’s been around for about sixteen years now. Originally developed to run Lucasarts adventures, over the years they added support for Sierra games, and a bunch of others too. They’ve recently announced the release of version 2.0, which adds yet more games to the list.

Perhaps most significantly, you can now use ScummVM to play the the 32 bit sierra games from the mid 90s. These was their last batch of classic point-and-click adventures; after that they lost interest as the genre faded away. The list includes King’s Quest VII, which was trying pretty hard to look like a Disney Movie. Police Quest 4 was pretty good, even if it ditched our favourite Sierra hero Sonny Bonds for the mean streets of LA. Meanwhile Leisure Suit Larry 7 was a bit cringeworthy.

Going back over a decade earlier, to the days when they were known as On-line systems, there’s also support for some of Sierra’s pre-King’s Quest games. These seem to be of the sort based around lots of static screens – it was of course KQ that brought in the innovation of a little character you could control. I wouldn’t want to spend much time on such primitive titles myself, but, they’re worth including just for the sake of preserving that little part of gaming history.

Moving away from Sierra, and jumping back to the 90s, there are a couple of titles incorporating first-person perspectives and FMV. We have support for Starship Titanic, written by Douglas Adams and RAMA, based on the scifi novel by Arthur C Clarke.

There’s been some other tinkering on graphics and sound, so go read the release notes for more information.

Sean Dundee’s World Club Football

December 2nd, 2017

Written by: Rik

Long-term readers may be familiar with our love for the largely-unknown football game Puma World Football ’98 (ancient review here, more recent discussion piece here). At various points during the late 90s/early 00s we occasionally wondered whether the game ever actually existed or was in fact the product of some kind of collective hallucination, such was the scarcity of available information.

In recent years bits and pieces have come to light, including several gameplay videos on YouTube. I was always puzzled that the mighty MobyGames didn’t have an entry for the game though. Or so I thought.

It turns out that the game was released in Germany under the title Sean Dundee’s World Club Football, and not only does MobyGames have an entry under that name, but also a scan of the box art (DIE FUSSBALLSIMULATION!) and some quotes from German reviews.

A search for that name doesn’t bear much more fruit, save for one or two lists of games with unlikely celebrity affiliations. For English football fans, the name Sean Dundee would be one of the last you’d expect to see plastered on a game box: he had a brief and extremely unsuccessful stint with Liverpool FC in the late 90s (his player profile on LFCHistory.net begins thus: “Sean Dundee has become a running joke among Liverpool supporters, considered by many as the worst-ever striker in recent times to wear the red shirt” and finishes with a quote from the manager who bought him, Roy Evans, “One player I do regret signing was Sean Dundee, he was terrible on and off the pitch”).

To be fair, Dundee did have a decent goalscoring record in Germany, so I guess for the German version to have his name on it isn’t that strange. Ubisoft eschewed a celebrity endorsement for the UK release, opting for a tie-in with a sportswear firm instead. *Checks Wikipedia* Oh, Puma is a German company, too! [How interesting! – a reader]

*EDIT* – Stoo pointed out that there’s also an entry on MG for World Football 98, which contains the following fun facts: in some countries, the game bore the name of another real-life footballer – Athletico Madrid striker Kiko Narváez (nope, never heard of him, although he seems to have had a slightly more illustrious career than Sean Dundee), and also at one point (apparently), a version of the game was given away with Danone Yogurts.

My eagle-eyed colleague also noticed that the entry for the Sean Dundee version of the game lists it as a DOS release. Were there two versions of World Football perhaps? I think possibly it might be a mistake – this page for Sean Dundee’s World Club Football, on a different database, has it listed as a Windows game. Ooh – and I just remembered something else – I think there was a patch that allowed you to play with international, rather than club sides, but it never worked with my version of the game.

Anyway, all this poking around for more information led me to revisit a long-held theory, which for reasons of incompetence or laziness I never followed up until now, that a wacky cartoon football game called Action Soccer was in some way related to Puma/Sean (no, I think I’ll stick with Puma). Turns out, I was right!  [Hooray! – a reader]

I’ll write more about Action Soccer soon. For the time being, I guess this is an excuse to dig out a replay of what will forever be known, to a select few, as ‘the Peter goal’:

Les grandes équipes…the champions

December 2nd, 2017

Written by: Rik

Hi there.

Our ongoing mission to rake through the bins of retro football gaming history continues tonight with a look at a Champions League tie-in from Krisalis.

Have you come to serve the horde?

November 8th, 2017

Written by: Stoo

Last year I discussed nostalgia servers on world of warcraft. These allow people to revisit the game in its original state, before over a decade’s worth of updates and expansions were applied. For a few years now unofficial nostalgia servers have been popping up, and sometimes getting shut down by Blizzard lawyers. Now however it looks like Blizzard are going to do it themselves with World of Warcraft: Classic.

Disclaimer: I wasn’t actually around for Vanilla, which is how we refer to pre-expansion warcraft, from 2004 to 2007. However I started during the first expansion (Burning Crusade), when much of the Vanilla content was still intact. So I think I can still call myself an old-timer, and I certainly understand the demand for the warcraft of yesteryear. We miss those days.

Sure the game was rather more rough around the edges then. Questing zones were unfinished. Classes were unbalanced. You had to grind for days killing the same animal over and over for skins to raise a trade skill. Paladins were deathly dull. Hunter pet-levelling mechanics were a ridiculous chore. Desolace was the most boring place in gaming history.

Yet there was something more positive about that era that has been lost. Maybe the sense of community, back when servers each had their own separate population. Now it’s all mushed together and you’ll probably never see the same person twice unless you share a guild. You could also argue that people had to work harder for high-level gear back then, granting a greater sense of achievement. Epic swords and armour were a sign of dedication beyond the efforts of the average casual player. You even had to put in more effort just to get around the world, no zipping around on flying mounts or free portals to any city.

Also there’s plain old nostalgia. I remember first stepping into the Barrens for the first time; the vast plains stretching out before me. That was just one zone of Azeroth, a huge world that seemed full of potential for explroation and adventure. I also look back fondly one of my first dungeon runs, a haphazard chase around Uldum with a group entirely unable to beat the final boss. Then there was the times I found myself defending the crossroads from Alliance players; I always sucked at PVP yet there was a satisfaction in throwing in my efforts to defend Horde territory. That’s the sort of thing memories are made of, the experience we naturally want to try and recapture.

So here’s my prediction: a widespread surge of support for Warcraft Classic. Followed by a decline as players realise they’re not 25 anymore. They don’t have time to play for three hours every evening, farming some stupid herb for a potion they need for a boss fight.  They can’t run dungeons this weekend, they have to paint the spare bedroom. Their guild can’t get forty(!) members together at the same time for a raid. There are limits on just how much we can return to the past, and modern Warcraft is better suited to players with only small packets of gaming time available.

That’s assuming that Blizzard do a straight re-release of the Vanilla game, of course. Details of how Warcraft Classic will be implemented are still thin on the ground. So there may yet be some concessions to modern gamers. Myself I have no illusions of ever raiding the Molten Core.  If I can just play for a week or two, make it to level 20 and wander around the Barrens fighting Quillboar, that will satisfy my nostalgia requirements.

What is retro?

November 3rd, 2017

Written by: Stoo

Today I stumbled across someone tweeting an advert from some second-hand site, titled “Retro! Playstation 2”. The unhappy tweeter was declaring the PS2 is not retro, just a bit old.

The question of what counts as “retro” is often debated amongst gamers. Some would keep it firmly to the 8 and 16 bit eras, and are a bit aghast at the idea of the PS2 or Gamecube appearing in Retro Gamer magazine. Others are happy to define the term more widely.

Definitely retro.

Here on this humble site, we’re on the more easygoing side. After all, we’re now sometimes looking at games from around 2006-2007. We don’t necessarily put the label “retro” on ones of that vintage. Still, we look at those mid-2000s games alongside the games of the 90s, and not modern releases. So we’re not going to argue if someone wants to describe a game from 2000, the year the PS2 was released, as retro. It’s also the year of Deus Ex and Shogun Total War. Compare both to their modern sequels, and consider how much has changed in gaming in general since then. The year clearly belongs to a different era, and that may be a good definition of retro for some.

For others, not so much. If your interests are focussed on the earlier days of gaming, that’s fine. Some sort of formal and objective retro status, however, is not awarded based on the judgement of 40 year old men who used to own a spectrum. A game does not need to be a bleeping array of chunky pixels for you to call it retro. There’s never going to be some totally agreed definition. Sure if someone used the label for a five year old game, we’d probably disagree. However that boundary in time, where a game attains retro status, is hazy and subjective. It floats somewhere in the 90s or 2000s, its location a function not just of graphics standards but subjective experience.

Call this retro too, if you like.

Also, consider a gamer of 25 – older than we were when we started this site. They won’t even remember the 8 bit days. Maybe they had a 16 bit device, but it’s possible their first console would have been a PS1. Their whole frame of reference will be a bit different to ours. The “retro” category shouldn’t exclude anything they actually have first hand experience of.

This might sound obvious, but: time continues to pass and a period of interest does not remain in a fixed position relative to day. The history of gaming is 17 years longer than it was when we started this site. With every year the 8 and 16 bit eras recede further into the past. So we might want to keep our definitions open to updates.

Basically some guy’s nostalgia for Super Mario Sunshine is the same sort of feeling as some other guy’s recollections of Jet Set Willy. The world of retro gaming should have room for both of them.

Now you’re playing with Super power

October 24th, 2017

Written by: Stoo

Well, I got that SNES classic. In fact I found one to buy the same day I started looking. Which was a pleasant surprise after the ridiculous difficulties in obtaining the NES classic. I may have gotten lucky, or maybe Nintendo had the sense to ship more units this time.

First thing the Wife and I played was Super Mario Kart. Here’s the outcome of a typical race, with me on the upper view as Yoshi:

It’s difficult to come up with a decent review for this one, without merely rewriting the article I did for its predecessor. Same sort of device, same limitations, same appeal.

I suppose I should start with a reminder of what you’re actually getting for your money: a little emulation box, shaped like the original console (Euro\Japanese version or US as appropriate), with 21 games pre-installed but no official way to add more. It comes with two controllers, needs a USB power supply (not included, but you do get a microUSB cable), plugs into your TV via hdmi (cable included).

Setup options are minimal, but you do again get three choices for graphics. Pixel Perfect gives a square output, and I think is the accurate display of exactly what the SNES outputs. 4:3 mode stretches the graphics into the aspect ration more typical of TVs of the day, making it all just a little fuzzier in the process. Finally the CRT filter mimics the effect of displaying on an old TV, complete with scanlines. I still prefer the first option, probably because I got used to playing NES and SNES games via emulators on PC.

It has most of the first-party classics we would demand – Super Mario World, Zelda 3 and so on. There are some 3rd party greats too – like Final Fantasy 6 and Streetfighter 2 Turbo. Then as a special treat there’s Starfox 2, never before released. There are several major games who’s absence is felt; we lack Chrono Trigger or Super Star Wars. Would have been good to include Mario Allstars too. Still there’s a solid collection here covering some of the systtem’s best games in several genres.

It’s a comprehensive reminder of just how great a console the SNES was. Sure, I’m meant to be proclaiming the superiority of the PC on this site, and as we moved into the 90s our beige boxes were starting to emerge as decent gaming machines that could hold their own against consoles. Still, the SNES had some all-time classics, and it remained superior to the PC for certain kinds of games. As much as I like Commander Keen, he wasn’t equal to Super Mario world. We never got the sublime Link to the Past, or the truly epic FF6.

Total number of games which is less than the NES Classic’s 30. Then again, some of those NES games were early, primitive stuff. After about 10 minutes of excite bike I’d had enough. The SNES games are generally more sophisticated and substantial, so you probably get more hours total entertainment. (unless you really like Excite Bike, anyway).

Once again, I could make a more versatile and capable device out of a raspberry Pi. I may yet do exactly that, now we have a new house and I actually have some room for such technical pursuits. Right now, though, I’m not in the mood for spending an evening installing operating systems, tinkering with settings, and then getting cranky when it fails to recognise a controller.

What’s more, even if this thing is itself an emulator, it’s still a more authentic piece of Nintendo charm. It’s a product directly from those people who delighted us as children, a modern tribute to their classic consoles. So I plug in this little box, happy music comes out and within minutes I’m getting lapped on the Donut Plains.

If I have a complaint, it’s that the RRP is £80. The NES classic cost £50, and the Pi goes for about £32 (plus whatever accessories you need). It’s approaching the limit of what I’d call appropriate for a casual nostalgia-box. Although I guess £10 of that can be put down to the second controller, something missing from the NES classic.

That aside, if you loved the SNES, you may well love this too.

No-one can move, move, move, like the Red Tribe do

October 22nd, 2017

Written by: Rik


It’s a return to retro football action with today’s review, of Manchester United: The Double.

Warning: contains the embittered ramblings of a Leeds United fan.

Hot action cop

October 7th, 2017

Written by: Rik

Hi there.

Today’s review is of Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2.

Featuring the origins of the phrase ‘road trousers’, and for some reason a world record number of links to other reviews of racing games on the site.

See you next time!

25 years of Championship Manager (and Football Manager)

October 1st, 2017

Written by: Rik

It’s been 25 years since the original Championship Manager came out. I didn’t remember this myself, of course, it was in The Guardian, along with this collection of stories from fans of the series. Despite never quite hitting the mad 20-season, multiple-Champions-League-winning heights of many hardcore players, I’ve certainly fallen victim to its time-sucking charms on numerous occasions over the years, so here are some memories of my own.


25 years of Championship Manager (and Football Manager) continued »