Go back to Wing Commander 1 and 2

Written by: Rik

Date posted: March 12, 2004

The early Wing Commander games allowed you to specify the name and callsign of your character, to be used throughout the game. Now, you could of course put your real name in there, along with a ‘cool’ callsign (possibly plundered from Top Gun) – but where would be the fun in that? 

1: She said ‘Asshole’. (snigger)


2: (snigger)


3: This is Asshole, coming in to land… (chortle)


4: (childish giggles)


5: (guffaw)


6: He said “hard”…heh heh.


7: (chortle)


8: Ahem. Occasionally the game throws up a dodgy line all by itself.


9: But sometimes they run up the inside leg of your flight suit.


10: Lost your mandarin? Have a banana instead.