Hello everyone. A lot of my retro gaming time lately has been eaten up by a vast, sprawling 90s cRPG (I’ll leave you to speculate on which one), the sort of one that could take months yet to finish. I could cut it short but kinda feel like I want the full, beardy, dicerolling experience.

So I’m trying to fit in a few others along the way, the sort that aren’t such a massive commitment. Today we’re going back to the Apogee lineup, looking at the first couple of installments in the Duke Nukem series, back in the days before he went 3D and started hanging around strip clubs.