The early Wing Commander games allowed you to specify the name and callsign of your character, to be used throughout the game. Now, you could of course put your real name in there, along with a 'cool' callsign (possibly plundered from Top Gun) - but where would be the fun in that?

1: She said 'Asshole'. (snigger)

2: (snigger)

3: This is Asshole, coming in to land... (chortle)

(childish giggles)

5: (guffaw)

6: He said "hard"..hehh

7: (chortle)

8: Ahem. Occasionally the game throws up a dodgy line all by itself.

9: Believe it or not, Chris Roberts actually thought calling some of the game's fighters "Ferrets" was a good idea. Okay, so they're the wimpiest ones, but even so...

10: Even in space, American pilots need an Admiral to help them find their own lunch.